A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.
Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.
by mommymilky0303 May 24, 2022
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A person who likes to have intercourse with various animals including chickens and have intercourse fantasies about his step sister
Horny friend Got down and dirty with a Chicken
by Faggot_bath October 18, 2021
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It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.
I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*
by Jamchef81 March 31, 2023
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Blake eicharfson
Bailee: hwy blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOo
by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019
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Someone who tries to become the girlfriend of a Twitch Streamer by being the most proper, politically correct pussy in the chatroom.
1mailman is a horny proper
by kgr27 November 5, 2017
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A extremely horny martial arts fanatic who devotes hours upon hours to martial arts and training.
Look it's Horny Sensei, he's practicing martial arts again
by Arez1673 April 22, 2021
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