Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

by redrobot September 10, 2005

horny horner

a horny young man, who unfortunitly can not have sexual intercourse with females so reduces himself to microwaving melons and fucking them (melon fucker).

your so ugly your a horny horner

by 69johnson69 September 7, 2010

Jack Horner

Character in the movie Boogie Nights, he directs this famous porn scence with Dirt Diggler, and rollergirl, they both are forced to rehearse in front of Jack Horner the day of auditions. Jack Horner's reaction face on that scene was described as a kid in a candyshop.

Jack Horner: Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.

by sim_io October 25, 2006

Matthew Horner

Amazing man hits 3 pointer eyes closed. Dunks like a pro. 2016 dunk pro. Very muscley

Dam that Matthew Horner really be hitting them 3's like no tomorrow

by Louis Pendo March 12, 2022

Christian Horner

Christian Horner managed to help Verstappen win the 2021 Formula One world championship despite the FIA sucking Merc's dick.

Christian Horner is a legend of a human being.

by TTV.TTBG_YT December 17, 2021

Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

Max Horner mason

a SNAKY bitch
fat & severly clapped
gets all the mens
liked banging decapitated swan heads
stinky nonce

Max Horner Mason just fuckd my 4 year old kid

by Otter4718 February 7, 2018