Horn Cheese 

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

Horn Cheese by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

Cheese horn aphobia 

It's when someone has a fear of not becoming a giraffe

Hey look that guy has cheese horn aphobia

Cheese horn aphobia by Macedog December 26, 2015

Cheese horn 

A pejorative term for a nerd or geek - a studiously intellectual person with social ineptitude and obsessive interests - who, instead of possessing the socially redeeming pop culture-based qualities which comprise "nerd culture" or "geek chic", is intrinsically uncool and unstylish, following in the traditional definition of "nerd".

In short, a cheese horn is an academic nerd in the archetypal 'Revenge of the Nerds' variety rather than a pop culture junkie. While a nerd/geek may be into 'Star Wars' or comic books, a cheese horn is more likely to be into chess or computer manuals. While a geek/nerd may like to play video games, a cheese horn is more likely to take apart a HAM radio. While a geek may wear a hip t-shirt of a movie, a cheese horn is more likely to wear a dress shirt with a pocket protector.

Eugene's a total cheese horn: he took his CPU as his date to the prom.

Cheese horn by Skibs McCullock July 9, 2015