Hormones

Rats

Max: Idk why but I’ve been thinking a lot about relationships recently

Ryan: same

Max: I’m gonna choose to blame it on hormones tho

Ryan: ya hormones are rats

by Myuiadravenx July 26, 2018

Hormone Drunk

A state of feeling so smitten and undeniably attracted to someone that it makes your head spin.

Abby was so hormone Drunk over Ethan that she couldn't even focus on her daily routines.

by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 27, 2017

summer hormones

when you start getting horny randomly for no apparent reason, it can just be like talking to someone and getting turned on.

i think i’m getting summer hormones again 😖

by a.b.swizzle June 3, 2019

hormonize

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.

Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"

by Trystane August 20, 2010

Hormonal Support

The kind of support friends give eachother when there hormones are acting up

Sally my best friend gave me hormonal support by sucking my cock, its chill were still best friends!

by biscuitlover October 24, 2011