Horker 

A species of animal found in the video game Skyrim.

Horkers resemble huge blubbery walruses with three tusks and large whiskers protruding from their faces.

"I can't believe you ate all the pizza, you are such a Horker"!
"Lisa is such a fatty. I just saw her put down three cheeseburgers like a Horker".

Horker by KarmaKastaway August 1, 2012

Horker 

1. A mythical creature that resides along the Northern perimeter of Skyrim usually in freezing temperatures.

2. Someone who is very annoying or just generally unliked by the majority of people.

1. In my adventures of Skyrim i have encountered many dangerous horkers which have threatened my chance at survival

2. Man, that kid tries to be so cool, he's such a horker

Horker by dburbs February 17, 2012

horker 

one who horks, steals.
a thief

i can't believe that horker stole my parking spot.

i stole my stapler back from your desk, horker.

horker by jesster23 April 27, 2009

horker 

One who horks. To hork is to utter the sound "hork!" in a plaintive manner as in an appeal for affection, or in an emphatic manner as when greeting friends.

My wife and I have become avid horkers, which has puzzled our friends somewhat.

horker by J. Penrovich March 8, 2008

Horker 

An attractive female that rails huge lines of cocaine.

That horker is going to do all the blow in the bathroom.

Horker by Sasquatch Bob June 11, 2023

horker 

a HUGE rail of coke (at least six inches)

"i just did a horker the length of my arm." (eyes water up immediately)
scarface did horkers.

horker by nooch420 May 8, 2008

horker 

A prostitute. It is the phonetic pronunciation of combining the words "whore" and "hooker".

"Dude, let's call a horker and get a full service massage."

horker by Mofak June 28, 2007