Horcruxing

The act of spreading your soul too thin by sleeping with any number of sub-standard babes.

She was a proper scum-bucket, he can't go on horcruxing like that.

Horcruxing by GRAFTERS4LYF July 17, 2011

Horcruxing

When a man spreads himself too thinly on dating apps, leaving parts of his soul in various young women

"What's Adrian upto?"
"Hes just talking to Amy,Beth,Marie,Katie,Elizabeth,Kirsty,Tammie,Sophie,Sammie,Tracey,Margery...."
"Oh ok, I get it. He's Horcruxing!"

Adrian has been horcruxing too much recently - he is a shell of a man

Horcruxing by TheRealHorcruxer November 16, 2019

horcruxing

The act of spreading oneself too thinly.

I've totally been horcruxing lately.

horcruxing by Voldomortus March 14, 2012

hororuring 

The action of scaring someone so hard that they live every life in the span of 5 zeptoseconds and come back with a flash of universally overwhelming information. hororuring usually occurs during shock therapy.

Hororuree: "..."
Hororuring Incident Witness: "that guy's just been hororured... I hope he lives for another minute."

hororuring by samalamadoomalamayouassuminima March 27, 2025