A middle of nowhere town that is filled with idiotic, waste of oxygen folks that will bury you alive if you do not agree with their own opinions. This town is filled with rednecks, loggers, biggots, and homophobes, so there is an absolute zero percent chance you may ever agree with what they believe in. Also to even more emphasize on the logger part, Hoquiam stands for "hungry for wood". So, if you ever take a trip to Washington State, make sure you avoid this miserable town at all costs.
Guy 1-"Where do you live?"
Guy 2-"Hoquiam"
Guy 1-"Isn't that the town that is filled with rednecks,loggers, biggots, and homophobes?"
Guy 2-"Yes"
Guy 1-"I'm very, truly sorry"
by middle-of-nowhere January 09, 2005
Top Definition
A town in Grays Harbor Washington, where children grow up with dreams and aspirations far beyond the norm. Where families are respected for being more important as a whole. Where traditions are forged and integrity still counts. Settled in a pristine evergreen area with the Olympics to the north the Cascades to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west. The name, which means Hungry for wood, comes from the driftwood that collects at the mouth of the Hoquiam River.
Hoquiam is a Leave it to Beaver like town
by csboots November 01, 2011
a place where people stand up for their convictions and work together to form a GREAT community.
by sugarnspice57 August 29, 2011
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