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Homelanding 

Homelanding- Verb- To homeland. Derives from the Television Series Homeland: The act of ejaculating adjacent to one's spouse or significant other on a carpeted floor. The recipient must be nude and preferably crying while kneeling on the ground. Absolutely NO EYE-CONTACT during said act. After ejaculation, the participant must immediately fall asleep, leaving the partner in agonizing tears. However, if the partner fails to cry, the act is not warranted.
So how was your first date?

"I took her to Outback Steakhouse and then one thing led to another and I ended up homelanding that bitch!"
Homelanding by GoGamecocks October 14, 2012

Hoelandia 

The land of the hoes
My ex lives on hoelandia
Hoelandia by sesinep February 8, 2019

nymphicus hollandicus 

the scientific name of a cockatiel. you say it cuz you are a cockatiel fan and you're smart
Person 1: hey i got a new bird
Person 2: what type?
Person 1: nymphicus hollandicus
Person 2: what is that?
Person 1:cockatiel
Person 2: oh

hoelandish 

Something that has to do with a girl being a hoe when she posts or either does something out of pocket.
ā€œI am not following that hoelandish ass account on instagram because all she posts is her titties and I’m an ass guy.ā€
hoelandish by : 4C3 : November 23, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026