When you’re so baked that when you go to take a hit, you just blow smoke back into the bong, because you’re so baked. You didn’t take a Hit, you took a Hoote.
Gal 1: *blows air into bong instead of taking a hit*

Gentleman: “you didn’t take a hit, you took a hoote.”
by Sprproprprorp April 21, 2018
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Taken from the owl-like pokemon, who also bears a resemblance to Paul
Paul, you are such a Hoot Hoot.
by dookiegoo February 1, 2005
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Somebody who is funny, a barrel of laughs, got a great sense of humour
Bordeaux Best Buyer is a hoot - his assistant is a hoot too!!
by shivax April 29, 2009
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Marijuana is sometimes referred to as "hoots." Having a "hoot" is also the same as having a "puff" of marijuana.
"Hey, buddy! Do you have any hoots?" I need a hoot real bad.
by where the wite wimmen at January 15, 2007
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The sound an owl makes, along with Hoo and other owl vocabulary.
Hoot can mean a wide variety of things, it usually depends on tone of voice.
Hoot is the most common owl word, and it's why learning owl is so hard. Just do go hooting at the wrong place, the wrong time, and at the wrong bird, or else you may end up in the wrong nest.
Owl: Hoot!
Human: hoot?
Owl: HOOOOT!
by Blixy Blix October 11, 2020
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