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some kid o bothers me and i dont even know why he rights about me. He apparently has no life. And i almost feel sorry for him. no i don't
by he knows August 07, 2003
 
1.
A cracked-out man whore who's willing to lick a bum's balls for another rock. A Hoolio isn't necessarily gay, but will sell ass-favors to satisfy lust for drugs. Masculine derivative of hoochie.
That poor Hoolio, I heard he menage-a-thirteened a whole squadron of guys just to get a shot of jeremiah weed.
by Longfellow March 31, 2007
 
2.
Someone who has an extremely large penis; an extremely large penis. Originating in Mooresboro, North Carolina.
So you got a hoolio huh?
by Hugh Jass April 20, 2005
 
3.
A U.S. version of a mexican pimp. Rarely seen around his house.
Any hawaiin who has any similarities to that of a mexican bumb but has the same attire of a modern day street pimp.
by Hoolio July 31, 2003
 
4.
One of those small black spiders you find in the basement of your house or in the bathrooms. Theyre small one day, then giant the next. you can wash them down the drain, but they crawl back up. they also seem to multiply.
guy one "Holy crap did u see that?!"
guy two "HMM? oh, thats just a hoolio"
guy one "a what?"
guy two "a hoolio"
guy one "what's a hoolio?"
guy two "a spider"
by flyboy675 April 19, 2009