Hoof Burger

A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.

"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"

"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"

Hoof Burger by joemillslol October 24, 2008

hoffburger 

aka the side-buoy (pronounced “boo wee”) burger, sweep the floor, whatta whoppa moppaburger, huffs burger, bug Mack baywash slider.

so named as David Hasselhoff (“the hoff”) post late night of partying videotaped by his daughters weed or alcohol binged hamburger dining experience off the floor of some rented beachouse.

this is the girl that, after the beautiful awesome amazing women who wanted you have been sidelined, guys end up ultimately chilling with. she’s the hoffburger, she thinks he’s the best and lick the dirt off the floor that’s crunchy

Hanna: has anybody seen Dom?
Lesleigh: he’s on the dance floor housing a hoffburger

hoffburger by williet hughnot December 15, 2020

HooBurger 

Hooburger is a synonym for Snatch, Pussy, Vagina

usage describing a womens reproductive part

Ex 1: Yo man where can I get some HooBurger?
Ex 2: man that bitch just wouldnt give up the Hooburger last night

HooBurger by dictionforfriction September 15, 2009

hoodburger 

A {hoodburger} is a bum that walks around outside all day long just rollin deep with their crew. No matter the weather, rain, snow, they hold down the block. They are usually dirtbags with no jobs, and have been to jail on numerous occasions. They are always down to beat up dirty ass hos that look like randirt. And they hate dykes because after they fuck them up, they cant fuck them.

"hey Murph, look at those ugly ass hoodburgers walkin around with Vicky"

hoodburger by MuRpH DuRpH April 9, 2005