Hoobler 

Is a term for men, usally bald/buzzed cut/ has a rapist appearance, and tends watch children after school.

"dude stay clear that wendy's a hoobler works there!"

Hoobler by The BK Lounger March 22, 2009

Hoobler 

A extremely reckless meal that is absolutely necessary.

I need a damn hoobler

Hoobler by Hoobler1234 November 28, 2018

Hoobler 

A really reckless meal that is an absolute necessity

I need a damn hoobler

Hoobler by Hoobler1234 November 28, 2018

Hoobler 

It's the white creamy stuff that comes out of a girls NookNook when she's really enjoying that good dick.

Frigo knew he was laying it down with his lady when caught a glimpse of that Hoobler oozing out onto his Shling Shlonger.

Hoobler by Nutter Presi September 17, 2022

hooblar 

ejaculating in a females face while poking her in the eye in a circular motion

"man last week this hot chick was on my dick and i hooblared that hoe."

"dude that bitch was nagging me so i hooblared her and said STFU!!!"

hooblar by ulydaking February 7, 2008

Hoober Joober 

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

Hoober Joober by ZetaS September 6, 2009

the hobbler 

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015