Honky Scale

The scale used to determine how "white" one is based on a scale from 0-44, where 0 is ghetto black acting as a whigger where one would be popin caps left and right, 22 is perfect white/black balance, and 44 is excessive white where one would be watching Fraiser while drinking a brocelli smoothie in a pair of pleated pants.

Nerd: BYYYYYY GOLLY I NEED MORE PLEATED PANTS!
Dude: Bro, I would rather stick my dick in the oven than listen to your 44 ass.
Nerd: You are correct mmmmmyyyyyy Honky Scale rating is a perfect 44 based on proven mathematical evidence.
Black Male: Yo what it be homes? Oh shit a 44! I better get MY 44, Shiiiiiit...
Nerd: Please remove yourself from my grill my geographicaly southern brethren!

Honky Scale by MonsterDipper88 November 16, 2007

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Honky Scale • Honky • honky tonk • honky tonk badonkadonk • honky-donkey • Honky Kong • honky tonkin • Honky-Ass Cracker • honky cat • honky donk

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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