Hong-Long

After you have a quick session of anal sex with either a female or male, prefferably with female, and when you take out your whang from her butthole, you have a hard casing of poop on your dick

"I fucking just knocked my girlfriend up the ass, but when I took it out i had a fucking 'Hong-Long'"

Hong-Long by Bill Kenny May 28, 2004

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hong kong long dong

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person

Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong

hong kong long dong by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014

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Long Hong Thai

A person with balls and wants an Xbox 3 anime girl edition.

He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.

Long Hong Thai by Random Person 42069 August 15, 2023

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Honglongsmalldingdong

person who is not asian with a very small tiny winy penis

Girl 1: I wonder if John has a big dick
Girl 2: oh no, he has a honglongsmalldingdong

Honglongsmalldingdong by Buttmuchieasseater3000 August 11, 2018

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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