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Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic 

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic
Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

Honda Civic Si 

A high performance version of the Honda Civic (Si stands for 'Sport Injected'). While the Civic Si(SiR in Canada) was traditionally a Hatch, the latest body style (FA5 Sedan & FG2 Coupe) more closely resemble the standard Civic. Designed to be more powerful than a base Civic, but not as much as a Type R, these are popular for their affordability and performance, as well as the large availability of parts available.
Some like the new Honda Civic Si Coupe and Sedan, but I prefer the Hatchback EP3 body style.
Honda Civic Si by EP3-Hatch May 21, 2009

honda civic 

A wonderfully fuel efficent car that is commonly modified by teenagers who have no idea as to what a Civic was built for, with its 31/38mpg (2005 EX 5spd MT), room for five, understated styling and a fair amount of get up and go (for a commuter) it makes a perfect commuter car.
My old '88 Honda Civic had 385,000 miles on the original engine before I broke down and purchased an 05
honda civic by aeon flux December 28, 2005

Honda Civic 

Unfortunately, one of the most popular cars among young people today. Unnecessary modifications are commonly seen on these "automobiles". If you are lucky, you just might see one on the road that doesn't have any alterations. But that is highly improbable and would lead to only two other possible reasons:

1. They are on their way to auto zone
2. They are on their way to Carmax to sell it so another poor uneducated soul can take possession of it to realize in a week the mistake they made.

It is perfectly natural to see a Civic with:
-Muffler big enough to fit a small child in (ages 1-3)
-Wing on the back so big that the U.S. Air Force sends you "preferred customer" slips in the mail every week
-Tinted windows that don't match the car's color scheme (usually installed by color blind individuals of Spanish decent)
-Fluorescent lighting underneath the car, which can be purchased at your local Ace Hardware store
-Ghost flames on the side that are done so bad it give it the effect that the car was in an accident.
-Front right tire missing the hub cap and/or spare tire
-Fake hood scoop(s)
-Neon lit windshield washer outlets
-A removed "H" emblem from the front of the car
-Missing side view mirror
-Different color bumper
-One fake spinner rim (usually located on one of the rear wheels)
-Lowered to the point so that scrapping of the pavement can draw attention
-Stock horn supplied by fisher price

Despite the uselessness of this vehicle on the road, it does provide a good number of useful attributes:
-The new energy efficient hybrids are still powered by the usual AA batteries (not included), but newly equipped with live hamsters running on hamster wheels under the hood to power the car while it sits at idle or the gas pedal is released.
-Add the mammoth muffler for a simple 5 person to a new 6-person capacity conversion
-For only $2.00 more you can add a spoiler big enough so you can cut the grass with your Honda
see: lawn mower, hamster cage, special olympics...
Honda Civic by Brandon May 7, 2005

honda civic 

a reasonably priced economy car designed for excellent reliability and fuel efficiency.
these vehicles are often riced out by adding obnoxious subwoofers, rims, neon, tint, and fartcans
the term can also be used in conjunction with any other model of vehicle from any other manufacturer to describe the excessive ricing of that vehicle, especially american vehicles that should never be riced.
Damn look at that thing, huge ass wing, clear taillights, neon, ugly tint, big subs, and fartcans, that thing is just a regular honda civic mustang.
honda civic by Peetiewonder April 30, 2007

2001 Honda Civic

A 4-cylinder 2, 3, and 5 door compact car made by Honda, which is prominently an EK, EJ, or more.

They are usually driven by poor kids, Yoda, and assface fucktards. It has many trim and color options.

It produces around 150-225 horsepower, depending on what trim you buy.

The most prominent use of the 2001 Honda Civic is in Yoda shitposts, where Yoda overdoses on ketamine behind the wheel of the 2001 Honda Civic.

It's also a great tool to run over children and furries in.
William: "Yo look at that fuckboy's shitbox."

James: "Yeah it looks like a 2001 Honda Civic too."