Homise

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When you promise something to someone, but it is really just a hollow promise.

Jeff "Yeah sure Mikey, we will keep the noise down"

Mikey "Thanks boys. After all it is a family campsite"

Jeff, (after Mikey leaves) "Start laughing again boys, that was just a homise."

Homise by DjJimmy J March 26, 2009

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kiss your homie good night

If you don't kiss your homies goodnight, someone else or no one will. >:(

"Yo, nigga i didn't get my good night kiss"

"Don't worry homie, I got you"

*kiss your homie good night*

kiss your homie good night by Gregdan September 27, 2017

Related Words

homisexual • Homise • homie • homie hopper • Homie G • homie sip • homasexual • hobisexual • Homiecide • Homie Hookup

One time for the homie DJ screw

A phrase that is often used by jay from the kubz scouts which I think deserves a definition

hit it again One time for the homie DJ screw

One time for the homie DJ screw by arik_builtlikeaman July 29, 2021

Kissing the homies goodnight

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed

Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you

Kissing the homies goodnight by DaemonAzure January 5, 2020

original homie

like an OG but a crazy loyal friend. an OH

See that guy? He's a straight up original homie

What like a true friend?

Yeah, he's fire. An O.H.

original homie by OriginalHomie May 19, 2019

Homie Hit

When seshing tha dank kush with all the homies.; To take a full milker bong rip. Then without clearing the hit, pass it to your homie so they will have a whole 'nother bong rip to themselves.

P.S. - Great for first timers and people not trying to get very high.

-"Dude! take this dank homie hit with me?"

-"Hey B-Dog, this is Rash's first time, wanna give home a homie hit?" "Sure dude!"

Homie Hit by Airmike March 27, 2017

bone homie

a homie that you can also bone; a friend with benefits

She only wants a no-strings-attached bone homie cause her last relationship tanked.

He's trying to be more than a friend to her, even if he'll be just a bone homie.

They're close, but their relationship isn't anything serious: they're bone homies.

bone homie by quasi-nym July 12, 2015

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026