|1.||Homemade Yumm Bowl|
When a woman wakes up sluggish after a long night of wine drinking and funky sex with her husband and is in need of a delicious, comforting meal. The need is compounded on on foggy, cold days. The wife takes all the ingredients in her refrigerator, mixes them together in a big bowl, gets naked in the kitchen and slathers the mixture all over her body, while eating it. If she is suffering from an *extreme* hangover, she inserts the Homemade Yumm Bowl concoction into her anus.
Damn! What a rough night! My head is pounding and I'm exhausted! Gotta get my Homemade Yumm Bowl on!