To purposely pursue females for the sole reason that they are with one of your friends breaking your friends heart therefore enhancing the sexual pleasure.
'ah i Holmesed that biatch till my mate cried'
'i Holmesed all over her last night'
'I can't get enough of Holmesing, i've ruined my mates life'
'i Holmesed all over her last night'
'I can't get enough of Holmesing, i've ruined my mates life'
by Holmo erectus April 7, 2008
When you injury yourself doing something that is meaningless, unathletic, and embarrassing. Typically, this person who always Holmesed himself, is a TOS (Tub of Shit)
That guy over there is a total waste, OMG look at him, he just Holmesed himself while he was walking to get that basketball.
by Govzilla May 25, 2015