1 definition by Govzilla
When you injury yourself doing something that is meaningless, unathletic, and embarrassing. Typically, this person who always Holmesed himself, is a TOS (Tub of Shit)
That guy over there is a total waste, OMG look at him, he just Holmesed himself while he was walking to get that basketball.
by Govzilla May 25, 2015