Holmed

To get a beatdown from a woman

Anton comes in Bleeding, Black-eyed, and Bruised
Leroy: "What the fuck happened to you man?"
Anton: "I was cruising the bars and got Holmed by this tiny bitch, took the bouncer down with me."
Leroy: "Damn! I'll get the kit, and the painkillers."
Anton: "Yeah, get the Leafly Bud cause I hurt like a motherfucker"

by RaiRaijinn November 28, 2016

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A young girl who is led astray by an older wealthy man. Like Katie Holmes, who is now a joke and is pitied by the masses.

Poor Jackie, she used to have a career, than she got holmed by Bill. Now, she just spouts off regurgitated crap about silent births and vitamins.

by Mrs Fine December 3, 2005

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Term came into existence as a honorific after Larry Holmes defeated Gerry "The Great White Hope" Cooney, in spectacular fashion in 1982. Larry Holmes, a dominant heavyweight champion, won his first 48 professional fights Its orgin has no reference to Sherlock Holmes, John Holmes, or homeboy. It has come to be used in place homeboy, or just as a term for a stranger ie Jack or Buddy.

What's up holmes?

by Dedan September 25, 2008

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The best last name ever. Unless people continually call you "Sherlock" or say, "What's up Holmes?"

Person 1: "What's your name?"
Person 2: "Meagan Holmes."
Person 1: "What's up Holmes. Hey, are you related to Sherlock?"
Person 2: *dear God* "He's fictional."
Person 1: "No way!"
Person 2: mumbling "Jesus Christ, you're thick."

by doodledooooooooooooo October 3, 2010

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