Garanimals for teenagers. A dark musky dump you go to to buy pre ripped and patched up jeans and shirts made in a sweat shop out in the middle of nowhere. Commonly found in crappy malls throughout places like Jersey. Hollister is for asshole kids who just want to fit in and look like a smacked ass. Hollister can be smelled before you see it. It is the store that every Non-Suburbanite Citizen avoids passing by so that their eyes don't burn while on the way to do Christmas shopping.
Unfortunately, I had to pass by a Hollister while Chrismas shopping and now my eyes and nose are bleeding because It smells like a cheap Whore.
by FromPhillyWitWizz April 1, 2011
A very expensive clothing brand that kids will wear these days just to "fit in". Paying $70 for pre-torn jeans, and $100 for an ugly t-shirt that just advertises the brand. Anyone who wears Hollister normally seems to be a faggish follower, a slut, or a little prep. Hollister isn't special, people only wear it to fit in, and to advertise the brand on their chest.
Hollister is for f4gg0tz!
Hollister is for f4gg0tz!
John: Dude how'd you get so many rips in your jeans?
Neil: I didn't man! I'm too much of a pussy to get my own rips in my own jeans! I bought them pre-ripped from Hollister! <3
John: .......fag
Neil: I didn't man! I'm too much of a pussy to get my own rips in my own jeans! I bought them pre-ripped from Hollister! <3
John: .......fag
by ME, I WAS HERE. January 9, 2010
It's like Abercrombie, except less eviler and cheaper. When you walk in, it's like a dark cave. Giant Enemy Crab also shop here.
Girl: Ooooooh, this skirt is nice. Hollister has much better deals
Guy: I like this polo and fli....AAAAAHHH
Giant Enemy Crab: Wait, I'm not here to start a battle.
Girl: ATTACK IT'S WEAKPOINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!1
Guy: A talking crab
Giant Enemy Crab: RIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!
Guy: I like this polo and fli....AAAAAHHH
Giant Enemy Crab: Wait, I'm not here to start a battle.
Girl: ATTACK IT'S WEAKPOINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!1
Guy: A talking crab
Giant Enemy Crab: RIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!
by 599 US Dollars October 4, 2006
Chellie: "Ew what the hell is that?! A loincloth?!"
Kalon: "No, it's a skirt."
Chellie: "THAT piece of fabric is a skirt?! Who the hell sells those?"
Kalon: "...Hollister"
Kalon: "No, it's a skirt."
Chellie: "THAT piece of fabric is a skirt?! Who the hell sells those?"
Kalon: "...Hollister"
by chellienumeroneyo July 26, 2007
The store in the mall where gay men and airhead blondes go to shop. Only white people should go in the store, or else u will be followed the whole time you're in there. The requirements to shop there are: being anorexic and a slut, having your daddie's credit card, and saying the word "like" or "OMG!" after ever other word you say.
by heyberenice! July 18, 2008
A clothing brand worn mostly by pretentious teenagers who have never been to Southern California, let alone gone surfing. Yet somehow, wearing Hollister makes them look "cool" even though they're A)Ugly and/or B)Have bodies that are horribly out of shape.
OMG! That fat chick with the zits looks HAWT in that Hollister top! I gotta shop Hollister so I can be cool just like her!
by Shenehneh August 12, 2008
A Place,Usually In A High End Mall Where You Can Find "Preppy" Boys And Girls. Loud Music And Dim Lights Are Usually The Setting( Kinda Like A Beach club).
Bettys-Mostly Blondes Or Brunnettes,Usually Skinny And A Little Bitchy.Usually Finds "Dudes" Attractive.And Most Likely A Whore.
Dudes-Tall,Skinny Yet Buff,Sometimes Tan,Mostly Asshole Though Unless Your One Of The "Betty"
Bettys-Mostly Blondes Or Brunnettes,Usually Skinny And A Little Bitchy.Usually Finds "Dudes" Attractive.And Most Likely A Whore.
Dudes-Tall,Skinny Yet Buff,Sometimes Tan,Mostly Asshole Though Unless Your One Of The "Betty"
by Shayla Fleminson October 2, 2007