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1.
A Holitarian is someone who does not follow any particular religion, but they take all religious holidays off.
They best part about being a Holitarian is that I get a lot of holidays!
by High School Teacher May 15, 2009
 
2.
Someone who isn't religious, but takes all the religious Holidays off.
I take Channukah and Christmas off 'cause I'm Holitarian, baby. NNNNGGGH. Did you hear that noise? That's the sound of TIME OFF. NNNNGGGH! YEAH IT SOUNDS SO SWEET.
by DougYoung May 15, 2009