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Homemade Russian salad 

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
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chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
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She realizes the value of her unpaid job as a homemaker because it brings stability to the family and less stress for all.
Homemaker by think free November 9, 2015

Holemates 

Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex.
Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.

Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.
Holemates by moooooog35 October 7, 2009

Hoemando 

A person that goes commando with the intentions of hoeing.
Jessica went out last night with no underwear under skirt because Jesse likes it when she goes hoemando.
Hoemando by Ohiamtoofunny June 17, 2019
Hokma Balls
Holy shit! It's the epic balls man, Hokma Balls!
Hokma by Hokma November 17, 2021