A sound made while pinching someone's bum when they are not expecting it. Each pinch is worth a hoink.
Watch me pinch Katy's Bum as she stands in line for a hot dog... Hoink hoink hoinkkkkkk (that's two good pinches and one handful pinch)
by Krazy Kwueen May 1, 2015
Person 1 "That pig just went HOINK instead of Oink"
Person 2 " That means it's really horny and wants to fuck you in the ass"
Person 1 "Okay... Come here little piggy!"
Person 2 " That means it's really horny and wants to fuck you in the ass"
Person 1 "Okay... Come here little piggy!"
by Kanels2222 January 8, 2021
The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
by Larry Phlegm Affletapplertonmigusticuffs February 15, 2005
A saying for nerds, losers and faggots that only talk about homework, or in other people's homes trying to steal and crash PS3's
by muniupa December 31, 2010
by hoinkaaron April 26, 2019