Hoemer Simpson 

1. An Old, stupid, ugly hoe

2. A hoe who looks like Homer Simpson

Man, I ain't throwin' away my bucks just to fuck Hoemer Simpson!

Hoemer Simpson by Watchamacalldat January 12, 2007

homer simpson 

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.

"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"

homer simpson by Ashley L January 17, 2004

Homer Simpson Style 

A method of eating grapefruit, where, once cut down the middle, granulated sugar is generously applied everywhere. it is then licked off, and the grapefruit discarded into the trash.

I'm going to eat my grapefruit 'homer simpson style.'

Homer Simpson Style by beejabeeja December 11, 2006

Homer Simpson 

World's greatest American stereotype!

d'oh!

Homer Simpson by Ricky June 20, 2003

homer simpson 

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

homer simpson by Kristina January 12, 2004

Homer Simpson 

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

Homer Simpson by G-Union February 24, 2004

homer simpson 

homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance

"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"

homer simpson by waAGhA! March 15, 2005