Top Definition
A male "Crazy-ass" that as much as you hate their actions (i.e. cheating on girls, smoking reefer, etc.), you can't help but love and befriend.
Oh my god, you're retarded....you just smoked 3 entire blunts to yourself....I LOVE YOU, Hoef!
by StuckyBall January 11, 2009
3 more definitions
One who loves to get hit by cars
Man do i hate my son. He is such a fucking hoef.
by hey playa November 12, 2009
Being called the biggest virgin ever, and that you have a big floppy vagina
Dude, you are such a Hoef
by Chiggins October 10, 2007
AN african bird
Wow, what an amazing HOEF
by Someone June 30, 2003

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