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One who loves to get hit by cars
Man do i hate my son. He is such a fucking hoef.
Hoef by hey playa November 12, 2009
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Being called the biggest virgin ever, and that you have a big floppy vagina
Hoef by Chiggins October 27, 2007
Wow, what an amazing HOEF
hoef by Someone June 30, 2003

hoeflation 

The concept of men having to work 20x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were
Man 1: why don’t you get a girlfriend

Man 2: because hoeflation is insane at the moment
hoeflation by Bigdaddymomo June 30, 2022
A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.
Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?
Hoefest by 1dead July 7, 2019

Hoeflation 

Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.
The Hoeflation in manly this month is up 6%
Hoeflation by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022
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