Hoef

A male "Crazy-ass" that as much as you hate their actions (i.e. cheating on girls, smoking reefer, etc.), you can't help but love and befriend.

Oh my god, you're retarded....you just smoked 3 entire blunts to yourself....I LOVE YOU, Hoef!

by StuckyBall January 12, 2009

Hoef

One who loves to get hit by cars

Man do i hate my son. He is such a fucking hoef.

by hey playa November 12, 2009

Hoef

Being called the biggest virgin ever, and that you have a big floppy vagina

Dude, you are such a Hoef

by Chiggins October 10, 2007

hoef

AN african bird

Wow, what an amazing HOEF

by Someone July 1, 2003