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To make a hoe of someone. Also a group of hoes would be refered to as a Hoedem.
"Damn! Look at that fine Hoedem" says Taz
"Man, I'm going to Hoedem that biatch" says Tom
Hoedem by Ninjaaa January 27, 2007
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hoevember 

Taking a vacation from meaningful relationships during the month of November, in order to "sow one's oats" as it were.
ex: " we're celebrating Hoevember by partying at a different club every night-no boyfriends allowed-and if you go home with the same guy twice you're no longer allowed!!"
hoevember by LissyHoneybee November 19, 2017

Omaha Holdem 

A community card poker game which consists of 5 community cards face up and each player being delt 4 cards to his or her hand.
Players must use 2 cards from their hand and 3 from the table to form the best possible 5 card hand. Can also be shortened to "Omaha"
What game do you wanna play tonight? Omaha?
Omaha Holdem by River Dove February 19, 2004

hotdemongachaprincess 

a very seggcy mutual and is cannonly tataglia’s lover
person 1:hey did u see the new video hotdemongachaprincess made?
person 2: yes! I’m slowly losing my sanity!
The geographic area in which a permiscuous woman residies and maintains her reign. Within these lands, even after her death, her legacy will remain.
"Look hoe, everything the light touches is yours. This is your hoedom."
Hoedom by cl0ud9 September 2, 2017

Texas Holdem

A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.

Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.
Me and the guys are gonna play some holdem later
Texas Holdem by Web250 January 15, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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