hode

A monster from the MMORPG Ragnarok that looks like a giant thrashing purple penis that comes out of the sand to assault people with it's head.

Lost:OMFG Snaaaaaap! there is a hode and it's trying to raaaaaaaape meeeeee!

by Cris December 09, 2004

Hode

"Hode on" i'm going to feed you . It's that childish voice you use when you talk to your dogs and you think no one is listening. In keeping with the dog language you can also say "I tole you so".

Hode on...don't rush me

by pozzie March 12, 2017

hodes

Usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Origin: Surname of an infamous professor.
1. The worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
2. A state of degeneration.
3. An exclamation following something bad happening to someone. See: owned
4. A formidable adversary.

-That guy's car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!
-This creamed corn looks like hodes.
-I'm gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.

(following some guy falling on his ass)
HODES!

by Joel C. February 19, 2004

hodes

rallying war cry, when no war exists.

Hodes Owns Yuo!!!!

by Zeke February 21, 2004

Hode

It means: ''What The F*ck'' It's Dutch.

''I have nude pictures of you''
''WhatHode, HowHode, Hode!''

by RealME October 30, 2009

hode on

something said when an action is not safe.
or when someone needs time and asks other to "wait up"
mostly used in southern Illinois, areas like Shelbyville.
originated by a polish refinery worker.

HODE ON WE CAN DO DIS A SAFE WAY!

by happycamper2193 September 06, 2010

Hoded

Acronym for the phrase "how retarded".

How hoded is Allison? Very!

by OhIDid October 13, 2013