Hodabeast 

Ugly person, esp. female. Can be shortened to "hoda" if you're in a hurry.

I was checking out this gal from behind but when she turned around, she was a total hodabeast. I had to rinse my eyes with Lysol.

Hodabeast by Paul Horn August 4, 2003

Hildabeast

Neal Boortz's preferred name for a certain harpy of a senator from New York State. Though the media has been portraying her as the next Presidential candidate, despite being the little difference between her and Medussa.

"Oh look, the Hildabeast is coming town to give a speach on wealth distribution."

Hildabeast by Kokopelli May 10, 2006

hobeast 

1. A loud and generally obnoxious example of the human race, often surrounded by hamburgers and/or other forms of meat found in large quantities. Warning: has been known to enjoy mexican food in excess as well as backstabbing.
2. Also known as the North-western Hobeast, a large, stinky and incredibly dumbassed creature. Threatened by extinction because of the fact that no others will engage in the act of procreation with it, or even think about it.

1. "Man, that chick is such a hobeast. I can't even believe all the meat and mexican food she has surrounding her."
2. "Eugh...check out that hobeast...they're rumored to be extinct eh..." "I know man, who would want to tap that??"

hobeast by haggis-croissant-squad September 12, 2005

hosebeast 

Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.

Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"

Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."

hosebeast by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004

Hoesbeast 

The insult upon insults for all females. Used to describe the most frustrating, obnoxious, life-assaulting trollbitch you know, who gets in the way of anything bringing joy to anyone. A fun-sucker. They may also be obscenely ugly, flabby, and reek of cust in its most grotesque and primitive form. Use this word sparingly, and only to describe the bitchiest of life-rapers.

Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!

Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.

Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!

Hoesbeast by bahalaugh October 16, 2011

Hogbeast 

A female so utterly vile (eg, Kay's sister Carol) that even 12 Holsten Pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.

(see Boaby)

on waking up on Saturday & realised I was in bed with that fucking hogbeast Carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. I found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.

Hogbeast by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Homobeastialicpedonecrophilia

The molestation of dead baby animals of the same gender.

(Homo-beastialic-pedo-necrophilia)

EWWWWW!!!! you really want an example of Homobeastialicpedonecrophilia ?

Homobeastialicpedonecrophilia by kidevil February 21, 2009