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A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st
Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.
Hobster by cplax July 23, 2016
A annoying friend that trys to act cool to impress people. Normally they will do or say something alot and tell people about it like "Hey dude did you hear me say penis, because I just said it haha." And then you normally say to yourself, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Oh my god Dylan is such a hooster, somebody go punch him in the face.
Hooster by Wosco March 10, 2009

homostern 

a glowing blue planet that sends out pink waves of pure homosexuality. can also be used as a word that offends people when you say it to them
p: hey look, i can play american idiot on the guitar
b: that sucks, you're such a homostern
p: i'm offended now

Hoboater 

A vagrant boat dweller who is technically homeless. Usually they exploit maritime laws to avoid paying moorage fees while living on a shitty old boat. See a bunch of douchbags on the willamette river in Portland, OR
Those dirty hoboaters on the east bank esplanade really ruin the public docks in town. Of course I'm kind of jealous they've figured out a rent free existence in Portland without squatting.
Hoboater by uathedestroya June 13, 2015
half Hobo half hipster - generally they like to be into trends wich are but are not limitied to anything that stanks
girls who have those weird ankley stockings no socks feet smell like satans ass crack seriously they stank. definately a hobster
hobster by sockets February 19, 2014

hoobster 

Damn man, check out that hoobster at the bookstore!