An American retail company. It owns a chain of arts and crafts stores with a volume of over $5 billion in 2018.1 The chain has 969 stores in 47 states. A Christian-owned company, it incorporates American conservative values and Christian media.
Hobby Lobby is the worst.
by SPrice1980 November 1, 2022
A retail chain of arts and crafts stores based in Oklahoma City, AND IS AN ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY. It's every Christian's wet dream came true that they're too scared to admit. They have 460 stores in 39 states, and they're so religious, it isn't even funny. They are Michael's top competition. Full of Christians who try and sell you religious products, even though it's an arts and crafts stores. This place is absolute hell to work at too, no pun intended. You get crazy bible thumpers screaming at you all the time. The only good thing about working there is the $8.50 an hour starting wage if you're part-time, and not having to work on Sundays.
"I'm out of glue, let's go to Hobby Lobby and buy some more!"
"I dunno about that, they're really religious. They might try and convert us in there or something."
"I dunno about that, they're really religious. They might try and convert us in there or something."
by blondie014 September 26, 2011
by comicref June 30, 2014
by Debbie, Brian, Heath, and Tiff February 19, 2004
To engage in unprotected intercourse with a female and then decline to pay for Plan B the following morning.
by lawlkdghlaw September 4, 2014
Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!
Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!
Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.
Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!
Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.
by RagtagSoldier13 June 30, 2010
This term can have several different meanings.
Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.
It can also be used for really good head as well.
Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.
It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.
My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023