(Wrong)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Nose picking.
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(Right)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Inventing, I am recently making a nose-picking machine, NP-18.1, which not only picks my nose, but also gives it massage and physical therapy, when I dont pick my nose, it works as an ipod.
Cool.
Tom, what is your hobby?
Nose picking.
......
(Right)
Tom, what is your hobby?
Inventing, I am recently making a nose-picking machine, NP-18.1, which not only picks my nose, but also gives it massage and physical therapy, when I dont pick my nose, it works as an ipod.
Cool.
by Chinesewoman May 01, 2008
by Joe Coalman September 01, 2008
HAM: Dude, check this brand new multi-band transceiver I've got. I've paid just $999 for it! Isn't that great?
non-HAM: Man, what for?!
HAM: well... you know... it's my hobby, duh.
non-HAM: Man, what for?!
HAM: well... you know... it's my hobby, duh.
by InnerBushman September 13, 2009
"Do you have a hobby, Jane?"
"I enjoy painting Russian dolls and dissolving cadavers in my basement."
"I enjoy painting Russian dolls and dissolving cadavers in my basement."
by James Butlerino March 14, 2013
A random thing that you do in your spare time and it has nothing to do with the rest of your life.
Something that is senseless.
A thing that nobody except for you gives a shit about.
Something that is senseless.
A thing that nobody except for you gives a shit about.
by Blah blah bLack shEe October 15, 2011
Bro I searched up what hobby means on urban dictionary and I don't even know why
Because you need one, bro
Because you need one, bro
by Jome Alma February 24, 2020
The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****
Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:
SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:
SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!
by horneyboy August 09, 2009