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11.
hmp
help me please

help me please is usally used pretty much... if u need help
and some people could use it as a trick
logo405: dude, this kid is gonna beat me up! hmp!
lilcritter42: ok
by kevin =) February 10, 2008
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1.
Hmp
A form of sighing when you dont have anything better to say.
Hmp, I'm bored.
by Omgitsariel August 25, 2009
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2.
hmp
hit my phone
he hmp earlier, but i'm not fuckin wit him right now
by bmore-ryder July 03, 2011
125 91
 
3.
hmp
Hold My Potatoes
Hey Jess could you hmp?
by iceman90210 August 19, 2013
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4.
hMp
Used for describing a CS player with perfect awareness, aim and game sense.
"That guy just wiped a team by himself using only 5 bullets! He must be hMp!"
by imhotep January 23, 2013
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5.
hmp
hit my penis
Yo gurl hmp, i know you want too
by hmugirl July 12, 2011
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6.
hmp
hold my poodle.
Here. hmp.
by harhar1991 April 16, 2011
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7.
Hmp
High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.
"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"
by Concerned Husband November 02, 2013
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