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8.
HMP
Home made Patron - A mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. Tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.For added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of Patron and party like a rock star.
Acountant : Hey Diddy! Good thing someone invented HMP. Now we can make decent Rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the HMP, and still make a profit...
Diddy : Whatever holmes
by littleneros June 15, 2010
 
9.
HMP
Her Majesty's Prison

Prison/Jail/Pem
Exmaple 1: Just got out of the HMP for minor charges.
by Paranoid Tiger October 15, 2011
 
10.
hmp
Acronym for: Humping My Pillow

when someone is pushed to extreme boredom and has no one around to please them...
Yo so bored... hmp.
by HMP_ALL_DAY69 April 24, 2011
 
11.
hmp
help me please

help me please is usally used pretty much... if u need help
and some people could use it as a trick
logo405: dude, this kid is gonna beat me up! hmp!
lilcritter42: ok
by kevin =) February 10, 2008
 
12.
HMP
Honeymoon Phase: the period in any relationship/event/goings on/etc. when everything is dreamy, and you don't actually see the bad in anything.

Do not say HMP phase.
Ughh, look at those lovebirds holding hands. Still in the HMP.

Or

Girl, once the HMP ended, I got outta there so fast!
by VjustV August 12, 2011