A weak pokémon that you never use but you keep it in your party because it can learn HMs that you don't want your good pokémon to know because generally, HM moves suck.

Examples of good pokémon bitches: Ratata, Bidoof, Nincada etc.
Pretty much either normal or shit grass types you can find in the beginning of each game.
All my Pokémon are level 70!....except for my lvl 15 Ratata. The only thing it's good for is bein my HM Bitch. Now if only it could swim and have wings....
by turtlesquire February 15, 2009
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Noun: A Pokemon specimen that is used for HMs ONLY. It will most likely not be higher than level 15 unless your a nubcake and can't catch a rattata to use cut.
Darn I have to use my Rayquaza for fly, oh wait I got a level 3 Pidgey in my PC to be used as an HM Slave THANKS.
by pidgeylv4 February 20, 2012
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A Pokemon you force to be the bitch for all your Hidden Machines, since each Pokemon game eventually throws up an obstacle that serves as a roadblock until you can utilize them to keep progressing. Usually, the slave is a Pokemon that's nothing special- a throwaway crapsack 'Mon that can't hold a feather to the tougher and rarer Pokemon everyone covets. Your typical HM slave is the opposite- they'll never stand out, all the weaker NPCs use it, and it offers no real reason to be wanted in your team.

Usually, the designated bitch is the Pokemon the developers use to help newbies coast through the start of the game until they can move on to the harder sections- sorta like "training wheels." These guys are Normal-types that evolve once and show up as one of, if not the first Pokemon you'll encounter in the wild- at a pathetic level 2 or 3. Bird Pokemon that show up early and often also fall prey to the HM Fly.

With stats embodying the very definition of "meh" and as useful as an ice pick in Hell, you'll basically give up on these Pokemon, label them the bastard child of the bunch, and saddle 'em with HMs on the spot. Seriously- who wants their Mewtwo or Regigigas stuck using a gay move like Rock Smash?? Screw that!

Each generation will have one lowly Normal-type:

I: Rattata
II: Sentret
III: Zigzagoon
IV: Bidoof
V: Patrat

Some have redeeming qualities, like Zigzagoon's Pickup. Expect more of these guys to add to the list beyond the writing of this definition.
Oh look, it's a Rattata... that poor piece of owl shit just waiting to happen. Better catch two so I have enough move slots ready for those godforsaken Hidden Machines.

100 bucks says all the bros playing Platinum in this room turned Bidoof into their HM Slave.
by Commander Andrew Rushtower August 3, 2012
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A pokemon you use multiple HM's on to keep from teaching bad, irremovable attacks to higher level, good pokemon.
Kindergartner#1-"I hate having to bring four bad pokemon into victory road just to get past it's puzzles."
Kindergartner#2-"Just bring along an HM whore. That way you have space for good pokemon."
by The Savage Baboon December 2, 2008
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HMS Hood (pennant number 51) was the last battlecruiser built for the Royal Navy. Commissioned in 1920, she was named after the 18th-century Admiral Samuel Hood. One of four Admiral-class battlecruisers ordered in mid-1916, Hood had design limitations, though her design was revised after the Battle of Jutland and improved while she was under construction. For this reason, she was the only ship of her class to be completed. Despite the appearance of new and more modern ship designs over time, Hood remained the largest and most powerful warship in the world for 20 years after her commissioning, and her prestige was reflected in her nickname, "The Mighty Hood".
Hood was involved in several showing-the-flag exercises between her commissioning in 1920 and the outbreak of war in 1939, including training exercises in the Mediterranean Sea and a circumnavigation of the globe with the Special Service Squadron in 1923 and 1924. She was attached to the Mediterranean Fleet following the outbreak of the Second Italo-Ethiopian War. When the Spanish Civil War broke out, Hood was officially assigned to the Mediterranean Fleet until she had to return to Britain in 1939 for an overhaul. By this time, advances in naval gunnery had reduced
When war with Germany was declared, Hood was operating in the area around Iceland, and she spent the next several months hunting for German commerce raiders and blockade runners between Iceland and the Norwegian Sea.
I saw the hms hood on the interweb!”
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Commisioned in 2010 off the UK Dorset coast, Royal Navy sea class destroyer. Her credentials include Soberton.
Did you see HMS Llama sail yesterday?
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My want to buy HMS Warrior for 468,449.52 USD. The Warrior being an armored frigate for the British royal navy. She is capable of 14 knots in the water and is armed with
26 × Smoothbore muzzle-loading 68-pdr (206 mm) guns
10 × Rifled breechloading 110-pdr (178 mm) guns
4 × Rifled breechloading 40-pdr (121 mm) guns
And is protected by an armour Belt of 4.5 in (114 mm) thick of solid iron. She was the first fully iron battleship and is powered by
10 rectangular boilers that produce

5,772 indicated horsepower (4,304 kW)
put that all together and you have girlfriend material, if your girl does not have all of these traits you should find a better woman
my girlfriend is as good as HMS Warrior!
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