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Network engineer for all the rare woodland creatures, north of the boarder, usually found around the Niagara falls region driving a pimped out corvette. Be cautious when confronting the "hjalmar" his bite is mightier than his bark.
There goes another Hjalmar! Trying to fix another broken network!
by Aeroteck May 23, 2013