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4. Hitlering
When you act like Hitler. Things like Nazi Saluting, and shouting Sieg Heil. Or maybe Marching
Guy 1: Why is that guy marching around, saluting, and shouting stuff in German?

Guy 2: Ignore him... He's just Hitlering!

Weirdo: SIEG HEIL!

Guy 1+2: Umm... Stop Hitlering!!!
1. Hitlering
The act of picking one's own ass and smearing the poop on another's upper lip, giving them the appearance of a Hitler mustache
Jim: You'll never guess what I did last night!

Bob: What?

Jim: You know Bill? When he was sleeping last night, I hitlered him!

Bob: What's hitlering?

(enter Bill)

Bill: What are you guys talking about? And why does the room smell like ass?

Jim:*chuckles*
2. hitlering
v. The act of trapping another in a bathroom while you defecate, thus causing your fumes to render the victim unconscious.
Person 1: What do you mean you Hitlered the baby?

Person 2: He was in the bathroom while I took a shit. I thought he was sleeping. I didn't realize I was hitlering him.

Person 1: WTF?
3. hitlering
This word is !always! used in combination with "around" since this is an attempt to correctly translate the German expression "rumhitlern".
If someone is: extremely angry, fault-finding, arguing, running someone down, really getting worked up about something, or just generally freaking out about something, that person is hitlering around.
1. Employee A: "Hey what was that guy's problem, man ?"
Employee B: "Dunno, he was just hitlering around because we wouldn't accept his credit card."

2. Employee A: "What was that guy just hitlering around for ?"
Employee B: "Oh, because we wouldn't accept his credit card."

3. HER: "I thought we had a serious relationship! I thought you love me!? So why the hell did you... "
HIM: "Stop hitlering around - I already told you I didn't do it ! ! !"
5. Hitlering
That is when you get done doing a girl in the ass you wipe your dick you her upper lip
would are you doing, I am hitlering you
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