1 definition by Vitamins&STDs
The act of picking one's own ass and smearing the poop on another's upper lip, giving them the appearance of a Hitler mustache
Jim: You'll never guess what I did last night!
Bob: What?
Jim: You know Bill? When he was sleeping last night, I hitlered him!
Bob: What's hitlering?
(enter Bill)
Bill: What are you guys talking about? And why does the room smell like ass?
Jim:*chuckles*
Bob: What?
Jim: You know Bill? When he was sleeping last night, I hitlered him!
Bob: What's hitlering?
(enter Bill)
Bill: What are you guys talking about? And why does the room smell like ass?
Jim:*chuckles*
by Vitamins&STDs November 21, 2009