A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.
"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."
"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"
"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"
by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006
Get the HiredAssassinmug.