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A retarded and slightly disturbed obese skank who likes to eat everything, especially earwigs; and likes to please herself in public.
"There goes that HiredAssassin stuffing her face with an earwig and ketchup salad."

"Ew! She's pleasing herself too!"
by crazyblondie1991 August 15, 2006

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