After finishing the keg, the frat brothers woke their roomie Drunkan Hines to whip them up a batch of delicious cupcakes.
by Defklop September 17, 2010
He is the goat, grinds on the off days and he is committed to Alabama. Everyone wants to be like him, but you can’t because he is John Hines
Woah that kid is sick and very cool; He must be a john hines.John hines is a icon-living and will never not be one
by Mccrobie December 2, 2019
Jason Hines is a girl who likes to fuck and is always searching for something she cannot have.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily there's a duck in the stream
Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily there's a duck in the stream
by Jason Hines November 14, 2021
by KinkyEmo May 19, 2017
A sex act between two or more people that involves defecating on one another's chests and smearing feces on each other.
Guy 1 "Hey Yum Yum, how 'bout giving me a Hot Hines bro."
Guy 2 "Will do Doink, one Hot Hines coming up. Warning, I hope you don't have a nut allergy."
Guy 2 "Will do Doink, one Hot Hines coming up. Warning, I hope you don't have a nut allergy."
by Hot for teacher 77 April 25, 2018
Shitting oneself while riding public transportation and trying to conceal the chocolate cake batter-like excrement oozing down your leg from other passengers until you can get off at the next stop.
Those watered down Anchor Steams, Gilroy Garlic Fries and Say Hey! Willie Mays Sausages had my stomach on the warpath, so I left the Giants game in the 7th inning, but I didn't make it home...I totally did a duncan hines on that train. I knew I should have flagged down a cab instead of taking MUNI.
I was really into this girl, but after we left the bar and hopped on the street car to head to my place, she dropped a duncan hines move! She was so embarrassed, she just pulled the cord and jumped out at the next stop and I never saw her again.
I was really into this girl, but after we left the bar and hopped on the street car to head to my place, she dropped a duncan hines move! She was so embarrassed, she just pulled the cord and jumped out at the next stop and I never saw her again.
by The Baltimore Chewy Mack June 10, 2008