Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
Usage: Incoherent ramblings of a person who is drinking themselves to the bottom of the spiral after having lost wife, kids, house, car, job, sanitation, and soon last remaining friends from a bar at the local airport but having no travel plans.
by DrunkyMonkey November 7, 2014
by koevoet December 28, 2022
Todd: What the fuck? Why is that man smothering his face with cow shit?
Amanda: Shut the fuck up you racist, he’s a Hindu, respect their culture.
Amanda: Shut the fuck up you racist, he’s a Hindu, respect their culture.
by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023
A secret sect of the Hindu religion. Every year they restore milk to the cows in an annual ritual occurring on January 10th.
“Hey Phil, why did that guy just buy 40 gallons of milk?” He’s a Hindu Restorationist, tomorrow is January 10th.
by Chiefsr January 10, 2021
After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM
I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".
by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023
When having sex with an ovulating woman, pull your bloody dick out of her snatch and smack her between the eyes, leaving behind a red blotch like a Hindu.
I gave her the Bloody Hindu last night!
by Rickdawg21 August 1, 2014