Hijo De La Gran Puta 

The same as hijo de puta but on a grand scale

Gringo: "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!!"

Latino: " Mira este Hijo De La Gran Puta, Malparido!!!"

Hijo De La Gran Puta by Jim_mofo_Jones October 13, 2009

Hijo De La Gran Puta 

“Son of the Grandest Bitch” (Direct Translation)

Meant to be “Son of a Bitch” but said with such passion, “Son of a Bitch” doesn’t suffice when saying it in Spanish, so, Latinos add the “Grand or Gran!”

Curse phrase used either for something minor or major. Latinos use the same terms, no matter the severity of a situation.
(Get a papercut) Shout: “¡Hijo de la Gran Puta!”
(Car Accident) Shouting to the other car: “Hijo de la Gran Puta,” you just hit my car.

(Baby Sitting someone’s devil child) Whisper to self: “Que Hijo de la Gran Puta.”

Hijo De La Gran Puta by LawdHelpMe December 16, 2018