Ah, beautiful Hightstown, New Jersey, exit 8 on the NJ Turnpike and located directly in the center of this magnanimous state. Let us bathe ourselves in its diversity as though we are dipping into a warm bath on a freezing day in the dead of winter on the great mid-atlantic plain that is New Jersey. But why, you may ask? Because Hightstown is unique. Travel to some town in southern PA and try to find a mix of Latin Americans, African Americans, all kinds of white Americans, Indian Americans, and Asian Americans equal to that of glorious Hightstown. Let's love this great motley town with its antique American mainstreet and residential area at the center (what is Hightstown), the quintessential American suburb (East Windsor, let's not exclude Twin Rivers), and then a couple of farms scattered across the landscape. This is Hightstown, a place of particular normality.
-I took a walk from slowdown to Lee's Turkey Farm, down to the rivers, over to Etra, and found myself swimming in Peddie Lake when I chose to go streaking across Peddie's campus, and climb up the flag pole of Hightstown Highschool, then out to route 130 where I took a couple stops at every mini-mall to relieve myself.
by Janis Mironov May 10, 2005
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A place where all the hoes & wanna be ganstas are at. There's nothing much to do there except movies or like most idiots do, go to the rivers and find some old Mexican to buy them alcohol and "boagies" so they could get "bopped" Theres only one highschool where all the little whore are.. Ex. Fabiola Q, Karen O, Maria, Veronica, Diana.. etc.
idiot 1: ayo let's go to hightstown and get bopped.
friend: fuck you hightstown is whack.
by ohyeahhhh September 18, 2009
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when there are 50 or more mexicans (aka tosted marshmellows) and they are deported. They come back to hightstown try to work at taco bell but are fired because they eat all of the tacos. They then try to work at mcdonalds burger king and wendies. They are eccepted and start to reproduce and form gangs.
Josey and his papeedos made some hightstown tacos
by titty master5000 May 30, 2011
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located in hightstown nj, (the doughnut hole of east windsor) not a bad high school, had some good times but gotta make your own fun. we whiteout at football games, find anyway out of running around the track at gym, say words and phrases like "given" "not even yo" "shisty" "htown" "needle dick" "lets merk" "scoop" or "scurrrrp" and "we about to squad up". we got a lot of school spirit and get hyped up when other schools talk shit, rival against west windsor, rville, and peddie cause its in OUR town. all shit aside though, htown is the place to be. you should love where u came from.
"there are a lot of needle dicks at Hightstown High School"

"lets whiteout tn for the Hightstown High School football game. Kick Hopewells ass"
by dutchme69 October 5, 2011
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