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Hightowered 

Hightowered: v. 1. To constantly be in a state of inebriation or pending inebriation. 2. A person or persons who drink inordinate amounts of alcohol in an above normal fashion, not requiring any special occasion or circumstance.
"Dude, I am getting so Hightowered this weekend I don't think I will remember my own name on Monday"

"Did you see John last night? He was completely Hightowered"
Hightowered by John Carterson May 14, 2013
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hightower trail middle school

a school with snobby rich kids, asians, "emos", and probably 2 black people. It's a school where to be popular, you have to have uggs, vineyard vines, and a white boyfriend who thinks he's black. the teachers overload you with homework, and it's probably the most stressed you'll ever be. the dress code is probably stricter than it is in prison, and the only exception is if ur popular then there is no dress code for you
teacher *sees nerdy girl walk by with shorts 1 cenimeter above knees*
teacher "HEY YOU GO CHANGE HERE AT HIGHTOWER TRAIL MIDDLE SCHOOL WE HAVE A VERY STRICT DRESS CODE POLICY AND THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!"
girl *cries and runs away*
teacher *sees popular girl walk by with a crop top and short shorts*
teacher "love ur outfit hun!"

hightower 

an native American last name which means 'the tall ones' Pocahontas great granddaughter married a hightower, who had a son who married a white woman, eventually hightowers became slave owners in northern kentucky, and becuase most slaves took the last name of the owners when freed, many african americans have the last name.
the hightower family has a heavy accent
hightower by emaline2013 July 18, 2009

Hightowerism 

Trying to process large quantities of words in a short period of time, and basically ending up botching the entire thought process when typed out in an email or instant message.
A "Hightowerism"
it did you a mamory dumb this time
so i would like it if Micosoft could talk a look at the dump, maybe they can find the corn that is causeing the problems
Hightowerism by Funderburk June 24, 2010

hightower trail middle school

Rich white kid school where the students don't eat anything else but chicken tenders and American food. The fuckboys here flaunt their straightness and will insult each other by calling each other a fag. the only chance of not getting in trouble is if you are a basic white girl who plays dumb. Everyone is super salty including the teachers. the four groups consist of the nerds, basics/fuckboys, straight A students, and the emos. If you thought there wasn't anything worse than the fiery depths of hell, you were wrong. our school food is worse than cardboard and everyone wants to die. Make sure you don't show your ankles either because the boys will be "distracted". Also just when you think racism is dead, these privileged white kids come to bring back the worst of the 20th century.
Kid 1: What school do you go to?

Kid 2: I go to Hightower Trail Middle School

Kid 1: That shit is fucked up fam.

Kid 2: Yep...

hightower 

Refers to an NCAA referee Ed Hightower. Not content with the athletes having the spotlight, Hightower will make an excessive number of calls to take control of the game. It will often result in one team being screwed, with a massive difference in fouls and free throws.
Name -- "Shit, Hightower is reffing the game tonight."
"I really don't feel like listening to that douche blow his whistle all night."
"Yeah, that guy pisses me off, let's go play laser tag."

Verb -- "The Raccoons got totally Hightowered in that game last night. Boy, they really got screwed."
hightower by Jompee May 21, 2008

Tim Hightower'd 

Getting fucked in the championship week of fantasy football by a player that has been useless all season but then explodes in his final game.
Last year in fantasy football I got Tim Hightower'd hard! It was almost as bad as C-Mike'd.
Tim Hightower'd by TSBC August 18, 2016
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