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A crude, immature, goofy looking, and slightly (or fully retarded) redneck. Possibly suffered from fetal alchohol syndrome as an infant.
Tina: "Why did we hire Jethro? He's such a slow witted and gross hill-billy!"

Jason: "Yeah, he's a real higgs"
Higgs by Laser Dog October 23, 2008
The man on whom I have a crush. Incredibly intelligent with a great sense of humor. Also an Objectivist.
What example can there be?
A bloke who does dumb shit and is gullible towards anything.
Liam: Someone told me to take off my shirt in front of these sheilas and I did.

Luke: Mate your a fucken Higgs.
Higgs by AUSSIEBOGAN54 March 18, 2019
House or digs.

Frank Oceans Song Higgs on his album Endless
"It's all new to me
Having you around the Higgs"
Higgs by Luminous Butter May 5, 2019
The owner of the server called "Higgsia". He's known to be a random fuck and his very existance can torture you. he's known to get nuked alot by his enemies is gay for multiple people. He is also known for being a dumbass fuck which led him to leak his own face. it's best to not interact with this being
Person #1: you know Higgs?

Person #2: yea he's weird as fuck. he let hornies into his server one time and only did it for members

Person #3: he got himself doxxed for being stupid lmfao
Higgs by Quantum gaga February 13, 2021
A corporate shill who robs the working class and gives to big business. The opposite of Robinhood.
Only a higgs would hoard money while employees can barely make ends meet.

He's such a higgs, he still thinks trickle down economics works.
Higgs by Lady Marian November 4, 2021