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bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments
Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.
John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.
Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period
Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

Premature Hibernation 

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.
When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

Olympic hibernation 

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.
"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"
Olympic hibernation by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010

guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse
Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute
guilt hibernation by bribeasy April 29, 2011