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Sweetest, cutest, prettiest girl ever!
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by Jimmie July 25, 2004
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Hezzie's are powerful sex machines that consistently perform well and never let you down. Not a very original bunch, they stick to what they are good at, Sex, Coffee and Dota, Somtimes at the same time, its known as the Hezzie-3-way and 70% of the time leaves one of the participating members comatose. in 2013 a Hezzie was the first human to break the sound barrier during sexual intercourse, it was a great day for humanity.
Woman: Doctor, Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: I think its a hezzie...
Woman: OMG! How do you know for sure?
Doctor: Its got the largest penis I have ever seen on a baby! Only a Hezzie would have a 7 inch dick at birth!
Woman: Thats amazing! quick call my husband, tell him we have a Hezzie in the family!
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by The_real_Hezzie April 19, 2016
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