Heterocredible

Convincingly straight. Quality that renders an ambiguous item clearly "not gay."

"I just think a button-down is a little more heterocredible than that tanktop."

"The role is a romantic lead; I don't know if that actor is really heterocredible."

"I have to figure out some heterocredible way to package the barware I bought my groomsmen."

by Bensma July 11, 2008