Hesser can be either first or last name. Rarely given as a first name for male. Comes a long way from Chatti, Germanic tribe first century AD. Meaning stoic, honorable, passionate, elegant, and warrior. Who always does what is right – often to his detriment. He cares about people especially those in need.

German family known for their hard work, and being very proud.They put their family first, And love and care for others they take pride in their work.They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
The Hesser family is lovely.
by Rick321 November 23, 2021
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Midwest term for long-haired (sometimes feathered)persons (usually male) who look like they listen to heavy metal circa 1970s or 1980s. Could be derived from Hessian.
by Jface February 10, 2005
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A Marijuana snap (personal bowl) that is so minuet (small) that when first inhaled it is a tease, and occasionally sucked through the bowl

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"Hey, can I have I a snap of that weed Hess?"

"for show"

"Dude what the fuck is this a leaf and a stem?"

"you asked for a snap"

thus a Hesser Snap
by PoohLaLa December 6, 2009
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Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.
Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.
by lizalizard April 18, 2014
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