Hartzler 

The name for the surcharge added to something when it is larger than normal size.

Joel went to the barber shop and they added a hartzler onto his bill because his head is so big.

Hartzler by Dumptruck6969 January 17, 2009

Hertzberg 

One or several subhumans sharing the common characteristic of having a large skull.

Yo hertzberg, you have a big fuckin head, fuck you.

Hertzberg by John March 16, 2003

Cole Hetzler

An absolute God. Nothing less nothing more. He’s a hunk. A unit. He’s the bees knees and elbows. He is praised for his godly ness on the controller. He has a constant 2.7 K.D in each game.

Cole Hetzler: a god
Person: hey Cole

Cole: snaps finger*
Person: dies

Cole Hetzler by Itisdos October 25, 2018

hartzler 

a pile of shit stacked to atleast 5 foot 7 inches high. usually found in the Marine Corps. also means to fall asleep after a 5-6 minute car ride

bro wake the fuck up you're being a hartzler....or look at the size of that hartzler sitting in the chow hall

hartzler by kelly kirkwood November 21, 2010

Hertzbergs 

An unspecified horrific illness that can only be cured with the use of specialist anti Hertzbergs cream, this cream is not readily available. One of the most noticeable symptoms is commonly called the Hertzberg shakes.

1) 'I caught a really horrible case of the Hertzbergs at that False Heads gig the other night'
2) 'When i found out i had the Hertzbergs i jut didn't want to live any more'

Hertzbergs by Joy jo jo July 4, 2012

Hartzler 

An Hartzler is an extremly weird person

That guy is soo a Hartzler

Hartzler by jakelesco September 19, 2016

hertzley 

A man of his word

A man you would call……
GOD HIMSELF

Hertzley came from another planet.

hertzley by Sezus November 22, 2021